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Dec. 05, 2003 - 08:03 MST THE WONDERING JEW Zany Wishes Mr. WLA comes up with "The Funky Friday Four," which is enough to tickle my funny bone. Herewith: 1. - If you could invent something outrageous for your automobile what would it be ? A. - A device that that would put a loud 60 cycle hum on any cell phone in use in a car within two blocks of where I am. It makes me fritzy to see phones stuck in other folks ears when they should be paying complete attention to traffic. 2. - If you could get your foot to do something really cool, what would it do ? A. - Do a real good massage on my spinal area, from hips to base of my skull, with chiropractic adjustments. It'd be super cool to me. 3. - If you could ask God one question - what would you ask ? A. - Why ? 4. - If you could invent the worst job in the world for the most hated person what would that be ? A sense of smell so strong that the odor of a mosquito fart would overpower the owner of that nose. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Funky answers from a weird guy. But it was worth the fun for me. 'Tain't always I can voice my Zany Wishes . . . . . . . . . . 0 comments so far
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