2001-07-13 - 19:08 MDT

THE WONDERING JEW

Condit -- ions

Maybe the District of Columbia should be declared a, "Free Love Zone," Caveat Emptor ? Dunno, I have an idea that might work but probably wouldn't have a chance. But I like to play with ideas.

Supposing that any male who aspires to public office should first be neutered. Might calm 'em a bit ? Maybe make them pay attention to the real business of state. Or would they come up with something real kinky ? I'm not sure.

Second, maybe the parents who wish their dear girl to go to DC should be forced to put the young lady into a stringent, academic course on realism and self survival before she is sent to the hallowed halls of Beneficient BS. In addition the young lady should be required to sign a pre-DC contract, stating she knows the score and will take responsibility for her own actions.

I do know that we would never have sent any of our daughters to Washington DC in any other capacity than President. Personal conviction, yeah - - - I have read too much history - from Adam on up. Those in power tend to use those not in power in whatever way they wish, and then try to lie out of it.

What is the old saying ? Something like, "Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely," and for some who enter public life already corrupted morally they are in the position of shooting fish in a rain barrel -- head start you know.

Criminy, though, the thought of a newtered fat cat doing the business of our country doesn't seem logical either. Newtered fat cats belong dozing in front of the fire.

Recommending that we go totally, morally ethical and pure in thought all our lives -- heck pastors have been trying accomplish that for longer than I have been living.

Maybe the young women going to Washington should be trained in the art of the pagan ladies of the shrines in ancient times, being layabouts for the good of the people ? ? ? I don't like that one either.

Maybe all interns should be young men ? Only ladies allowed in Washington be the paid prossies, there are enough of them there already I think. But they should give receipts for services rendered, and the big hog dogs be required to produce their receipts monthly ? ? ? ? ?

There are lives messed up and it truly is no laughing matter to those harmed. But darn it their folks should have known better than to send their kids off to an abbatoir like DC.

So, the disappearance of Chandra Levy. What happened really ? Whose fault ? Was she murdered ? Did she run from a disastrous love affair when she discovered all was hopeless between her and the Conditeer ? ? ? ? Will any of the real truth ever come to light ? Or will she be a female Jimmy Hoffa / Judge Crater ?

Will the real Chandra Levy stand up and tell us about the Condit -- ions . . . . . .

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